my favorite boy scout song

ok so i know that my sister did a post like this but for revenge i am putting my favorite boyscout song on my blog. here it is
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1. A plumber I would be, Plunge it, flush it, look out below!

2. A teacher I would be, Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum!

3.A farmer I would be! Come on Betsy give... the baby's gotta live

4.A doctor I would be, Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing!

5.An electrician I would be, A-C D-C zaaa! Don’t mix

6.A politician I would be, Raise the taxes, lower the pay, vote for me on election day!

7. A Lawer I would be, Honest. I swear, My client wasn't there

8. A Ranger I would be, Get eaten by a bear, see if I care.

9. A Policeman I would Be, Here's a Crime...There's a Crime...Here's a dounut shop.

10. A Cereal Killer I would Be, Cheerios, Lucky Charms, Wheaties your Next.

11. A pyro, I would be, Strike the match, light the fire. Burn! baby, Burn!

12. A Scoutmaster I would be, Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap.

13. A Girl Scout I would be, Ding dong BUY MY COOKIES!

14. A fence post I would be.